1. Don’t ever say the words “you wouldn’t understand” to me. Because chances are, I understand more than you even know.

  2. My step-dad wanted to go to Chick-fil-a for lunch today with me and my brother and I was like

    “UM NO LET’S GO TO MCDONALD’S INSTEAD”

    So we went to McDonald’s and now I feel like a complete fatty

    But w/e if it means not going to Chick-fil-a then I could care less

  3. That moment when you finally realize you’re stuck in the friend zone.

  4. So I went to Target today expecting to get a Kid Cudi album. Instead I walk out with B.o.B.

  5. Out of all of Kid Cudi’s albums so far, I have Indicud, WZRD, and Cruel Summer. If my mom gets me the Man on The Moon albums, I will be the happiest person alive.

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  7. I’m pretty sure all my friends hate me now. lol

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  9. I have spent four days in the hospital and have about a week left.

    I’M SO BORED.

  10. Now all I have to do is find some other way to be happy without you.